There are probably just as many types of coffee as there are different sex positions, and that is to say, there are A LOT. Lattes, Americanos, Flat Whites, French Press, Reverse Cowgirl…err…you get the idea…
For those of us who love coffee, we all have our own reasons for drinking it. It may give us a little pick me up, it helps us to focus, it just tastes amazing, it prevent us killing certain people when we drink it, and so on and so forth.
There’s many, many reasons to love coffee. But speaking of sex, what about sex and coffee…? Many people don’t really associate the two things, but there is such a thing as…
Beg your pardon?
As much as some people love their coffee, and it makes them generally pretty happy, coffee isn’t known for making people that happy.
In fact, what most people don’t know is that there is a recipe out there for a coffee drink that turns your average pot of dark brew into a wickedly naughty sex potion.
You see, now we can combine sex in the morning, or “afternoon delight” as they say, with our cup of coffee, if we make it just right.
The following sex coffee recipe will…Hey, what gives? As soon as we typed in sex coffee, the text turned pink all on its own. How odd…Lets try this again. The following sex coffee recipe we are going to show you will make your mornings a lot more memorable than just getting up, downing a quick cup while reading the paper, and then heading off to work.
You may want to get your smart wifi-enabled Mr. Coffee coffee maker to get things brewing just a few minutes earlier than usual (alarm goes off at 7am, roll over, grab your phone and hit brew), because there’s a lot you might want to do in those few extra minutes once you try this recipe we’re about to share with you.
Coffee An Aphrodisiac?
You may just be thinking, “I didn’t know coffee was an aphrodisiac.”
To be quite frank, the recipe that we will share with you isn’t just about the coffee, its about combining coffee with the right ingredients.
This mixture combines your favorite fresh ground coffee (a natural stimulant) with other known aphrodisiacs into something that is both delicious, nutritious, and will perk you up in more ways than you’ll know what to do with.
In fact, feel free to put this on while preparing this little sex coffee recipe…
Its All About The Superfoods
This anything-but-ordinary drink is based on ingredients which belong to the superfood family; meaning they have been used as aphrodisiacs ever since ancient times to boost libidos in both royalty and serfs alike. Check out this historical document we dug up at the library. Hmmm, interesting…
For those who have never heard of a superfood, a superfood is essentially just a food which has a high number of nutrients, and often possesses specific health benefits found nowhere else. Sort of like the opposite of a Twinkie, which is neither super nor food. Cinnamon (pictured here), for instance, is part of the superfood family.
These ancient superfood ingredients we will be using in our sex coffee recipe include many things that you’ve probably heard of, if not use on a regular basis.
Sex Coffee Recipe Ingredients
We’re talking here about maca root, cacao, cinnamon, honey and coconut milk.
Nothing too obscure, but each and every one of these superfoods have all scientifically shown to boost libido.
When you combine these ingredients with coffee, which is a known energy-booster on its own, what you have is a potent potion of epic proportions! So much for actually watching Netflix this evening! Instead, its time to “watch Netflix and chill”… 😉
If you’re the edgy type to begin with, the normal kick you get from coffee may not give you the usual nervous tension that some of us get from caffeine. Instead, with the influence from these sexuality-enhancing superfoods, you may just end up having sex instead of having a panic attack. Not a bad trade off, right?
Not A Cure-All
Please take note that this drink is not necessarily meant as a libido supplement, or as a cure for a diminished sex drive.
While following this recipe can help boost your libido if it happens to be lagging, this sex drink recipe is meant more for purely recreational purposes.
It is by no means a medical substitute for anything your doctor may have given you.
That said, since its made up of all-natural superfood ingredients, you can try it out regardless of your libido, just to see what happens. At the very least, you may simply enjoy its flavor, if you are somehow immune to its libido-boosting ways.
When you combine powdered maca with coffee, it gives it a creamy / nutty texture (smells like butterscotch) and that kick that maca is known for. So with maca and coffee, its like a one-two punch!
Although it isn’t widely known specifically as an aphrodisiac as such, we definitely want to include maca on our list of libido-boosting ingredients, as some studies show that maca does have an affect on libido in both males and females, and has been known to increase fertility in men and reduce hormonal imbalance (caused by menopause, for example) in women.
Although it is preferable to use maca in coffee when the coffee is not piping hot (due to the maca potentially losing some of its more health-benefiting properties from the extreme heat), maca and coffee combined will still retain much of its punch.
The fact that maca contains prostaglandins and sterols proves that this ingredient will increase sexual desire in women as well as balance out hormones due to adaptogens. Maca, for those who don’t know much about it, it an extremely versatile plant related to the radish with many favorable applications.
The raw, ground cacao in our recipe will serve as a chocolate-y sexual stimulant, meaning it will improve overall blood circulation, increase cognitive function, while at the same time stimulating the release of the hormone responsible for our happiness and well-being – serotonin.
The links between chocolate and sexuality have been around forever, and we see them in commercial and movies all the time. In today’s society, chocolate and sex are almost synonymous, and there is good reason for that connection.
Chocolate, of course, is something that women especially go wild for. Of course, the higher the quality, the better it is for you. Men should take note of this powerful craving and provide women with more chocolate when possible, as it could in turn benefit them at some point.
To be a little more scientific, one study dedicated specifically to sexual health showed that women who ate cacao-based chocolate on a daily basis had higher and more acute sexual arousal than those who didn’t ingest cacao at all.
We need to clear something else up as well, involving spelling. There’s cacao powder, and there’s cocoa powder. Yes, they are related, but not the same thing.
Cocoa powder is roasted cacao powder, which changes its molecular structure and decreases its nutritional content, sadly. Also, there is something which must be said about store-bought cocoa, and that is that it has been known to contain cadmium, which is not something we want in our diet. If you are purchasing cocoa, be on the lookout for cadmium as it is highly detrimental to humans.
That said, powdered cocoa and sex do go together, but just don’t forget that our recipe calls for raw cacao, not cocoa, and you certainly can’t sub in a melted Aero bar. To receive maximum sexual benefits, its raw cacao we want.
Right off the bat, one thing which could lead to sexual relations between two consenting adults is the fact that cinnamon inhibits bacterial growth, eg. the kind that causes a person’s breath to be less than sexy. With this knowledge alone, we think cinnamon has every right to be on this list.
Cinnamon also has been known to reduce the risk of Type-2 Diabetes and assists with stabilizing blood sugar. Like cocoa, it gets the blood flowing and increases our vital energies. It heats up your body and, in turn, your sex drive. When added to coffee, it adds a certain spicy-ness and when combined with all of the other ingredients, and that spicy-ness can only mean one thing.
Used in both food and aromatherapy, cinnamon has long been a mysterious agent in a variety of ancient cultures. Apparently a single dab of cinnamon rubbed carefully onto your genital region can do wonders for stimulation, but that’s just a rumor that has been floating around since back in the 60’s… 😮
We should not underestimate the power of this sweet substance. Famous as one of the biggest aphrodisiacs on the planet, Avicenna, AKA the Father of Modern Medicine, once called honey “The food of food, the drink of drinks, and the drug of drugs”.
Honey has been used historically by a number of cultures who prized fertility, such as the Vikings, to be used in their ceremonies.
Technically, honey affects testosterone in men, while the mineral boron assists with estrogen production in women. When honey is consumed, studies have shown an increase in the production of nitric oxide, which accompanies sexual arousal. Overall, it improves stamina, blood flow, and energy levels.
People all around the globe have been using coconut milk to achieve a natural hormonal balance and to increase their sexual desire for centuries.
And since it’s full of healthy fats, coconut milk prevents fatigue and gives us more than enough energy needed for sexual activities, preventing fatigue. And perhaps you’ve heard of coconut milk and honey going together as an energizing drink on its own.
The Ultimate Sex Coffee Recipe
- One cup of high-quality, freshly brewed coffee using your favorite beans
- 1 tablespoon of ground raw cacao
- 2 tablespoons of coconut milk
- 1 tablespoon of honey
- ½ teaspoon of ground cinnamon
- 1 teaspoon of ground maca root
1. Grind your cacao nibs / cinnamon sticks using a quality spice grinder (such as the Krups F203) or use cacao and cinnamon in powder form if you like (but grinding fresh has the best effect)
2. Prepare enough for at least 150 ml of your favorite type of coffee (pour over, drip, etc) – make sure you use a quality coffee grinder (such as the Capresso Infinity) to grind your beans fresh
3. Pour 150 ml of fresh hot coffee in a medium-sized bowl
4. Add the desired amounts ground cacao, coconut milk, honey and the cinnamon into the bowl
5. Stir with a whisk or an electric Aerolatte Frother until the mixture becomes nice and foamy
6. Add the maca and stir the mixture a little bit longer (1 minute)
* Remember that grinding everything fresh is a key part of the recipe, so you will benefit most from having both a good spice grinder, and a good coffee grinder to use here
After doing all this, all you need to do is serve it as soon as possible, for maximum erotic benefit. 🙂
Drink this natural libido-boosting sex coffee beverage once or twice in a week and you’ll soon be extolling the virtues of these erotic super foods…